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*rhesusmonkey:iconrhesusmonkey:

Is Gnawing On Your Mind  

Shoutbox

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:weed: ZOmFG HUMANS! lolz
Wed Aug 27, 2008, 8:00 AM
~Renegadellf:iconRenegadellf:
:moon:
Tue Jul 8, 2008, 7:05 AM
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:o
Mon Jul 7, 2008, 1:20 AM
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:o
Mon Jul 7, 2008, 1:20 AM
~Renegadellf:iconRenegadellf:
Additional Shoutbox statement makes look pyramid look
Mon Jul 7, 2008, 12:24 AM
*rhesusmonkey:iconrhesusmonkey:
Oops, I meant Mokiligon, - wouldnt want his name looking funny there.
Mon Jun 30, 2008, 6:57 AM
*rhesusmonkey:iconrhesusmonkey:
[link] SNAPHAPPY FISHSUIT MIKILIGON RULES!
Mon Jun 30, 2008, 6:56 AM
*rhesusmonkey:iconrhesusmonkey:
don't click this, you'll go to hell for laughing. [link]
Fri Jun 27, 2008, 10:22 PM
*rhesusmonkey:iconrhesusmonkey:
more organs means more human!
Thu Jun 26, 2008, 10:11 PM
*rhesusmonkey:iconrhesusmonkey:
BEWARE THE TREESQUID!
Thu Jun 26, 2008, 10:11 PM
~raumthemad:iconraumthemad:
I was rooting for Clinton..
Fri Jun 13, 2008, 7:08 PM
~Renegadellf:iconRenegadellf:
And the audience turned to stone. The artist.
Fri Jun 13, 2008, 9:09 AM
~Renegadellf:iconRenegadellf:
Gorgon Solo! *widdly widdly widdly WAAAAAH*
Fri Jun 13, 2008, 9:09 AM
=psion005:iconpsion005:
Gorgonzola :cheese:
Fri Jun 13, 2008, 1:21 AM
*rhesusmonkey:iconrhesusmonkey:
Goongala!
Fri Jun 6, 2008, 3:26 AM
*rhesusmonkey:iconrhesusmonkey:
“Even in our sleep, pain which cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, until in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom through the awful grace of God.”
Fri Jun 6, 2008, 3:18 AM
*rhesusmonkey:iconrhesusmonkey:
"No wise nation would be interested in making a nuclear weapon today. They are against rational thought," -Ayatollah Ali Khamenei (IRAN)
Tue Jun 3, 2008, 11:53 AM
*rhesusmonkey:iconrhesusmonkey:
[link]
Fri May 23, 2008, 9:48 PM
*rhesusmonkey:iconrhesusmonkey:
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
Fri May 23, 2008, 12:23 PM
~marjealous:iconmarjealous:
looooost it
Fri Apr 25, 2008, 11:11 AM

You Vote?

28%
7 deviants said Why bother? they cheat the results.
20%
5 deviants said YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I DID!
16%
4 deviants said Uh, in MY country, yes I do you insensitive American brute!
16%
4 deviants said Oooh... see the thing is it was in a church... yeah.... and I don't... Nooooo.
12%
3 deviants said This is a stupid poll, bring back the entheogen poll!
8%
2 deviants said I don't follow politics, but I'll tell ya what I do know:
0%
No deviants said I reck'n I wudda but-uh, I's afearedna dem eel-et-trick lights.

Recent Journal Entries

HAS ANYONE NOTICED

Journal Entry: Mon Aug 25, 2008, 6:54 AM
That Joe Biden looks a lot like the farting preacher?
[link]

Maybe all old white guys look alike. I dunno.



  • Mood: Eager
  • Listening to: We Will All Go Together When We Go - Tom Lehrer
  • Reading: Bass Guitar For Dummies
  • Watching: Daily Show
  • Playing: Bass Guitar, Painfully Craptastically.
  • Eating: Garbage
  • Drinking: Wild Turkey Rare Breed (Rocks)

Holy Crap Uninspired

Journal Entry: Fri Aug 15, 2008, 10:40 PM
**Update** Click this: [link] It's like 6 seconds of awesome.

Noticed I aint been doing dickity lately? Me too. why is that?
I am itchy.
That's prolly not the reason, but I felt like sharing.

Gha, politics, housekeeping, daily grind, I am totally not in the mood to do anything except punish my neighbors with my bass guitar (finally making some headway there) and search for runes in Diablo 2.

The pen to my Wacom pad rolled under a table or something, and I can't even bring myself to roll furniture out of the way to look for it.
Every once and again I'll get the urge to put a pic together, but I'd much rather just post pix to 4chan and start horrible troll memes. I wonder how Devart's Ursalav feels about her creepy tooth-ed pear popping up everywhere with the 'LOLWUT' caption... that wasn't me that stole/modded that pic, personally that shit makes me rageful, but everytime I see that pic I wonder what the artist must be thinking seeing that shit everwhere. It's like, what must that seriouscat's owner have to put up with, seeing that cat's glum mug everyday...

Maybe it's that there isn't a convinient way for me to produce full poster sized glossy prints for people at anything approaching a reasonable price... it's like, if I want something I can really market, it'd have to be out of traditional media, and where's the fun in that shit? Stupid effort, why ya always gotta fuck with me???

There is one piece of art I've created and haven't shared with you... I've got a little LED projector that shines a fairly bright, ever changing rainbow of colors at the wall, and in front of that is a mobile I've made from bailing wire and Swarovsky crystal prisms... so there's this sea of multi-colored ever changing swirling light dancing all over my room. Often times, after a long day at work, I'll pour myself a glass of Wild Turkey Rare Breed on the rocks, and just stare into the sea of light until my drink freezes to my hand. Honestly, it's so compelling that I forget to drink or smoke or any of the activities that would justify staring at a undulating nexus of madening refraction. But at 3am, who's awake to tell you how to behave?

Buncha guys want me to drive across town to go drinking with em... the more I think about my comfy leather chair... and my light... the more I envy the lifestyle of the 20th century american moth - a comfy chair with a good view of the lamp, and fuck everything else.

blah.

  • Mood: Eager
  • Listening to: We Will All Go Together When We Go - Tom Lehrer
  • Reading: Bass Guitar For Dummies
  • Watching: Daily Show
  • Playing: Bass Guitar, Painfully Craptastically.
  • Eating: Garbage
  • Drinking: Wild Turkey Rare Breed (Rocks)

Bigfoot Friday?

Journal Entry: Thu Aug 14, 2008, 8:25 PM
We can only wait and wonder... and snicker quietly under our breath...
[link]
So not to prejudge or anything, but you want to hear my related joke? I wrote this, no shit.

If Cryptozoologists hunt for undiscovered mysterious creatures (ie Nessie and bigfoot) do cryptoentymologists hunt for Humbugs?

Gha, I kill me.

Fat Rhesusmonkeys

Journal Entry: Tue Aug 12, 2008, 5:18 AM
Holy jeebus [link]